Robby’s Breast Gift Ideas For Her This Christmas 2013

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Hey listen… your girlfriend is a fickle creature. If you don’t provide for her this Christmas then someone else will. So skip the annoying lineups and order her ANY of these Christmas Gift Ideas online and in the comfort of your torn/stained underwear.

What do I know about gifts, you might ask? Because I’m a God Damn expert, son.

For example, for my Tight Tortilla, I made an advent calendar this year. You know that $6 chocolate calendar you can get from Walmart that has 24 chocolates for the 24 days before Christmas?

Well fudge that sheet.

I made her a small gift bag for each day before Christmas.

Gift Ideas For Her Gift ideas for women

Why? Because we’ve been together for 5 years and I haven’t proposed yet, okay?

Get off my back about it!!

 

Organic Tea Flowering Gift Set
gifts-ideas-01 WHY?

  • It’s Orgasmic Organic.
  • She puts it in her mouth. BOOM!
  • It’s the number 1 seller on Amazon in the Tea Gift section.
  • It’s flowers man… FLOWERS that she DRINKS! Fucking genius.

 

Peter Lik Art And Photos
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WHY?

  • The Photos continue to increase in value each year.
  • They are beautiful.
  • They are very expensive, so she’ll be impressed?

 

Laser Cut Jewelry Via Online Artists
Jewelry WHY?

  • Homemade Art that she can wear makes you a seem just a little more handsome.
  • It’s most likely to be something she’s NEVER seen before. Boom! You’re her hero!
  • It’ll give you more reasons to stare at her chest (boobies.)

Just Google Laser Cut Jewelry online to see what’s available.

This artist seems amazing.

 

Homemade Photo Calendar
WHY?

  • It forces any other guys in her life to see photos of you by her desk/bed/locker all year long.
  • It reminds her of the fun you both shared last year.How often does she forget those few amazing times ya’ll had?
  • You can pat yourself on the back for making a personalized gift while keeping cash in your wallet (it’s cheap.)

I suggest using iPhoto, Shutterfly, Londondrugs, or even Costco.

Calendar

 

Girl Porn – 50 Shades Of Grey Box Set
gift-ideas WHY?

  • Yes your girlfriend fantasizes about sexual submission, even if you’re too lazy to test her boundaries.
  • Within the first book the hero and heroine exchange 124 “grins” and 124 “frowns”… which, by the way, seems an awful lot of frowning for a woman who experiences “intense,” “body-shattering,” “delicious,” “violent,” “all-consuming,” “turbulent,” “agonizing” and “exhausting” orgasms on just about every page.

Or try any of this EROTICA.

 

JACEK Chocolate Couture
WHY?

  • It’s chocolate made from Magic and baby panda tears.
  • JACEK Chocolate Couture is proud to only source chocolate from the best chocolate makers around the world who are committed to empowering cacao farmers to improve their incomes, who are active in supporting industry programs that aim at eradicating abusive child labor, and who have ecological sustainability in mind.
  • One word: Truffles!
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Isla Bonita ( Fancy Bikinis )
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WHY?

  • Famous people wear them on TV – like Sarah Hyland from Modern Family.
  • If she’s got the body for this sort of thing… then she should share it with my eyeballs.
  • They’ll make her ass look EPIC.
Lindor Chocolate Truffles, 5 Flavors (50 Count)
WHY?

  • There’s 50! So basically you could eat 15 before you wrap it and she wouldn’t even notice.
  • Women’s Magazine says that chocolate improves her sex life.
  • Do you even know what a Truffle is? If you did you wouldn’t be asking why… just order two for yourself and dump the fatty.
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What did I miss? Let me know below!

~ Robby

 

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Roundies, Sandbags, Cannon Balls, and Hooters…

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Sweater Pillows?

Snake-Eyes Dice? How about Tannin’ Cannons, MRE‘s (Meals Ready To Eat), or Midget Earmuffs?

Either way you know what I’m talking about. Boobies!

And so here are some videos proving to you that not all women are guarded about their boobs… I mean, most women know they can ruin us with one look at their Traffic Stoppers.

~ Robby

(P.S. You can see more videos from these guys here: Simple Pickup )

 

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Question: Would Sex With A Hooker Help My Confidence?

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OLDER VIRGIN:

I’ve read some of your article and it seems like you definitely understand women.  Do you think it would be a bad idea to lose my v card at a (legal) Nevada Brothel just to get it over with and gain some much needed confidence?

 

ROBBY:

Hey, thanks for the question!

Any two people can meet in a club and go home and have sex, and that’s perfectly legal. But the moment there’s money exchange it becomes illegal?

That’s bullshit!

Sex with a hooker

So ya, if you’re going to find a Lady Of The Night… have fun! Just play safe and don’t do anything that will get you arrested.

But I will say this…  you won’t walk away from Paid Sex knowing anything about sex. The entire encounter will be fake and won’t teach you anything.

If you want to build your confidence with women then you definitely shouldn’t tie your identity to your virginity, nor should any one thing (like sex) dictate how confident you are.

Confidence is about trusting yourself to handle any given situation. 

You will often see sports jocks who do well on the field also do well in the dating world. This is because they’ve been through really hard challenges both personally and professionally and they simply learn how to feel grounded and self secure no matter they face… even in the face of challenges they’ve never had.

Confidence cones from trusting yourself to figure things out no matter what you face. 

In order to build your confidence you should work on these main things:

 

1) No matter what happens, you’re going to be fine.

You should realize that no matter what happens on a first date (or 20th date, or the first time you have sex, or the millionth time you have sex) you can handle it. Even if she slapped your face and ran away crying, it’s going to be okay. Even if she laughs at your dick, it’s going to be okay. Even if nothing happens and you really connect with a girl… it’s going to be okay.

This might seem impossible to believe, but I’ve been around and I’ve seen some shit. Everything is survivable.

I think I have this mindset because I’ve taught myself this over many many years. I went through a horrible divorce and when I came out the other side I realized… nothing lasts and nothing ever kills me. Even my hardest up hill run… even if my heart feels like it’s going to stop and I can’t breath… I always survive because nothing is really that bad. 

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Keep Calm …

2) Courage takes practice.

If you’re scared of talking to women you’ve just met then teach yourself, slowly, to talk to strangers. I did this myself… I would make small talk while shopping. Things like, “Excuse me, do you have the time. Oh, that’s a great watch, where did you get it? Thanks!” I’d ask people every day just to get in the habit of making small talk with strangers. And over time I’d ask even the super hot girls in huge groups. And eventually I learned how to string those conversations out longer and longer. 

Find very small things that make you nervous and try them out. Even in tiny ways.

Even physical challenges are really good for this. I used to run a lot and I would run up a hill and refuse to stop. Even when I felt like I would die, just to prove to myself that I could make it even if it really really really hurt.

This build my courage through experience.

 

3) The only person who’s opinion matters is your own.

A great skill to develop is the ability to not take things personally.

When someone gives you a compliment say, “Thanks” but never ever let their opinion build you up, or make you FEEL good about yourself.

Strange right?

The benefit is this: when you no longer give credit to the opinion of others you are free to only give and get approval from yourself.

And in this way you will no longer care when someone insults you, or tries to hurt your feelings. When that dude makes fun of you because you didn’t know something you can shrug it off… because you don’t CARE what he thinks of you.

And when you take the time to give yourself approval, each day, through your actions, you build your confidence.

“Hey Robby, good work out today!” 

“Hey Robby, I like how you made your bed first thing in the morning, I appreciate that dude.”

“Hey, good hustle on that run today!”

Over time you’ll discover that every time you work hard you will reward yourself with strong inner dialogue.

This will make you immune to the disapproval of others. And will build your confidence. Because confidence can either be tied to what someone else thinks (making you their dog or bitch) or it can be tied to you and your own personal successes.

This work will build your inner strengths. And if you want to be good with women too, then study them. Read some books. And more importantly, talk to them. Because when you’re open and honest and vulnerable with a girlfriend, she’s going to WANT to give you sex… and she’s going to fear that she’s doing it wrong the entire time. They ALWAYS fear doing it wrong. And it’ll be YOUR job to teach her what you like, and her job to teach you what she likes… and you might have to ask if she’s super shy. But you won’t have this communication with someone you have to pay for sex because they only care about making you cum and getting you out the door.

There’s a tonne of online videos about how to perform in the bedroom, and I don’t mean main-stream porn. I mean instructional videos made by women. Watch them and learn. 

I especially like the sexual advice from David Dedia, look him up and read his stuff!!

 

OLDER VIRGIN:

Yea there’s a few legal brothels in Nevada. Totally safe and legal. Condom use Is mandatory. 

You make a lot of excellent points. 

That is definitely true about doing things that scare you and being in shape giving you confidence. That’s cool that you do hill running. I’ve ran 10k races before. And I have a Black Belt in Kenpo Karate. It does wonders for your confidence.

However the problem is that even though I feel good about myself  doing these things I still have NO clue how to talk to girls or get them to like me.

I guess my biggest fear is not knowing what to say.

I get what your saying about how it’s not what you say to a woman, its how make her FEEL. That’s very true. However. Even though I can make women laugh and make small talk I never know how to take it to the next level. Should I start by maybe playfully touching them or giving subtle hints? 

I just want to add that you’re a really awesome guy. That’s really admirable that you have taken to sharing what you have learned about women and inner game with your fellow man. A lot of guys would  jealously guard there secrets. 

 

ROBBY:

Hey, thanks! Ya, there’s no need to guard these ideas from other men, unless I somehow think I can sleep with all the women of this world. But I can’t, so someone else should. Hopefully that’s you.

Women seem scary only because you don’t have experience with them. I was lucky enough to grow up with all women in my house, so I grew up learning that women are hilarious and insecure and harmless. They can’t physically hurt you, so that fear is gone. And most women grow up thinking that their social value is completely tied to their looks… which makes most women incredibly insecure about themselves. This is unfortunate for them, but gives guys like you and I a decent chance at wining their hearts.

Because when you’re a MAN who can take care of a woman with true love in your heart, no matter what her moods, you’ll always get the girl.

I’m sure martial arts teaches you composure in the face of fear and danger, right? Well being good with women is this exact same thing.

When you first approach a woman and you can keep calm and happy, deep into your soul, it doesn’t matter what she says… all that matters is how she FEELS about how YOU feel. If she was feeling bitchy and was trying to push your buttons but you were completely un-reactive to her.. and you even grinned a little, as if you knew a secret (the secret is that girls push guys away often as a test, and sometimes out of insecurities) then by just being calm you would calm her.

I’m rambling…

Once you’re in a conversation with a girl, or even a date, it’s EASY to move things into the bedroom. 

Why?

Because the steps to get into the bedroom are always the same. It’s like learning a Kata in karate. Learn those steps and simply take them each one at a time.

 

Chemistry

Your job is to hang out with her and have fun – the VIBE needs to be comfortable and fun. Learning how to flirt a little and tease her a little is what helps build tension and mystery and suspense. Being honest and open and vulnerable once in a while is what helps her relax and trust you. The combination of teasing and trust is what women call “chemistry.”

Women WANT to have a sex with men. They love sex too. But they fear being hurt. And they fear being embarrassed.

So as a man you need to always assume she’s scared.

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Making Chemistry is easier than you might think.

 

Sex Is Just A Room In a Haunted House

Think of sex as a dark scary room in a haunted house. You’re both at the entrance to the house and you’re thinking about going in to find that scary room together. How do you get her into the scary house and into the scary room with you?

Teach her three major things:

1) That the house is scary but it’s harmless and fun. The scary part is what makes it fun.

2) You’ll protect her by taking her hand and leading her room to room, always taking all the risks yourself.

3) She can trust that you’re willing to back out of any room, or situation, at any time should she get too scared.

 

To help you accomplish these three steps, when seducing a girl, you need a little preparation.

 

1) You need to learn about all the scary rooms in the haunted house in advance. 

This means learning about sex via books or videos or friends or articles. This way when you’re naked you can relax and explore her body inch by inch without being surprised by anything, and so that you’re not unsure of what to expect because you’ll have already seen it in a video, or read it in a book. Truly, the “sex” part of sex is easy. Anything you do with her naked, even if it’s just kissing and touching, is sex.

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Check out these photos of people in a haunted house…

This also means learning about the specific steps of sexual escalation. This is also outlined in detail online: Google Escalation Ladder by Vin DeCarlo. He’s breaks it down pretty clearly. 

David DeAngelo also wrote something called “Bridges” 

So learning these steps is most likely what you’re missing.

 

2) Teaching her to trust you comes from being trust worthy.

Always do what you say you’re going to do.

And be patient by taking a step back if she’s acting nervous. Always stop when she wants to stop. Pay attention to how she feels (don’t ask just pay attention.)

Don’t let her see you judging other women for the way they look or act or dress. Don’t call women slutty, etc. She needs to learn that you’re completely non judgemental. This helps a woman relax and open up to being vulnerable ( and naked ) while with you.

When you’re flirting or teasing her make sure you only tease her about things that she’s really confident in, and never what she’s not confident in. So you would never tease a fat girl about being fat. You could only tease a skinny girl about being fat if she’s is completely aware that you’re being sarcastic. This takes time to find a balance and practice. I’ve made girls run from the room crying while I was learning where this line was. When in doubt just play it safe. Ha!

 

3) Taking her by the hand and being a leader is how you get a girl naked. Because she will never do it for you, unless she’s paid.

Another side of trust is when a guy leads. He invites her out for dinner. He suggests a time and place. He suggests he picks her up and drops her off. By leading you’re telling her that she can relax and that you’ll take all the risks in order to help her relax and trust you.

Don’t fear… once you’re in a relationship you can start to share the leadership and trust, but not at the beginning.

Here’s an article I wrote on the Dynamics of Holding Hands.

 

I hope this get’s you started on the right path, and into that scary room in the back of the haunted house. Or, if you’re a really player, sneak in the back door and surprise her?

~ Robby

 

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I’m in Germany this week so I’ll keep it short….

Sugar Bear!

While watching Honey Boo Boo a few weeks back (yes I watch it, and yes I love it) I recognized how much I like Sugar Bear. He’s the patriarch of the house and Alana “Honey Boo Boo”‘s dad. He’s also madly in love with Honey Boo Boo’s mom June.

There’s something about this man that I really love. Despite his physical appearance (and perhaps poor hygiene) this dude really has his shit together.

Question: Why Did He Date Me If I’m Not His Preference?

 

Question:

Why did he date me for so long if I’m not his preference? 

I dated this guy on and off for 5 years before ending it for good late last year. I’m confused about the whole relationship now though because he’s been tweeting a lot about his love of redheads with freckles lately. The confusion is because I’m mixed and I don’t possess either of those qualities. If he’s that into redheads with freckles, why would he date me in the first place? I know that just because you like certain features doesn’t mean every person you date has to have them, but he seems REALLY into them. Is it normal for people to date so far out of their usual “type”?

 

ANSWER:

I have a few thoughts…

1) Ignore his online status updates and comments… they are his pathetic way of getting attention (like the horrible humblebrag) and the reason he dated you originally was because he was attracted to you. Attraction isn’t a choice, nor is it the consequence of his logical preferences.

2) You will never feel empowered if you give all your power away. I can see you doing this by asking “why did he do this and that?” These types of questions make it will put you at the powerless end of a relationship… the end where you hope and dream he likes you enough to stick around.

I would recommend a different approach.

An approach where YOU keep your power and he keeps his.

Try something more empowering like, “Why did I stick around when the relationship was one again and off again so much?”

Here’s my point: if you place yourself as a victim of someone else’s decisions then you’re just making yourself weak and likely to make poor future choices – leaving you to feel unable to control your future.

That totally sucks.

Instead you should be realizing that it’s YOUR responsibility to CHOOSE who YOU are with… not someone else’s responsibility to choose you.

Sure, being responsible might seem scary and you might worry that you’ll blame yourself for all future bad choices, but that’s the point! You ARE to blame. And that’s okay! Until you take the blame you’ll never feel empowered enough to make BETTER choices in the future.

3) A man’s preference isn’t law.

Sure I prefer huge breasted actresses from my favorite movies. But that doesn’t mean I’m dating them (I’m just way too busy… #humblebrag)

Never under estimate the power of proximity when it comes to mate selection.

He was dating you likely because you were cute, and available. Simple.

I hope this helps?

Now move on!

There’s nothing as good at helping you forget an ex as meeting someone new worth getting to know.

~ Robby

 

Is she the boss of you? The Dynamics of Holding Hands …

The dynamic of your relationship is completely exposed by how you hold hands with your girl.

I’m not a writer. At least I don’t see myself as one, and lord knows I barely passed high school English, so when I’m told that my blog posts are too long it surprises me. Looking back I can see that your criticisms are well founded. I tend to blab too much. So this blog post will be my attempt at brevity and to-the-pointed-ness.

I want to perform a science experiment. And by science I mean Google search, and by experiment I mean find-photos-that-support-my-suspicions.

Will this blog end up in a peer-reviewed science magazine?

Mom says no.

Will it provide you with a piece of the puzzle that is Dating Dynamics and therefore a significant step towards greater success with women and dating?

Absolutely.

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Why do couples hold hands?

To connect: [ New York Times article ]

Because it’s natural: [ Otters holding hands ]

For healing: [ Reuniting Online Article ]

Good reasons for holding her hand?

There are two major reasons to hold her hand when you first start dating:
1) When you’re leading and protecting her (helping her through the paparazzi, around the club, across the street, or into your vehicle.)
2) When you’re bonding. This is either during the honeymoon phase Honeymoon Phase of your relationship or after you’ve already had sex.

Bad reasons for holding her hand?

1) To dominate and control her. It communicates to her that you don’t respect her enough to let her make her own decisions. It also indicates that you’re so insecure about your relationship with her that you refuse to allow her to operate independent from you. This is sad. Don’t be this guy.
2) To tell other men she’s your property and off the market. These are the guys who are always watching which other men are looking at their girl. His insecurity is that she’s going to find someone better, and she probably will. Women like dominant men, not domineering men.

Hand Holding also indicates who’s wearing the pants in the relationship

I did a quick Google search and didn’t find any hard evidence to support this theory but I’ll pretend like I did. When you see couples holding hands you can always tell who’s the ‘man’ and who’s the ‘woman.’ The person’s who’s hand is on top, or infront, of the other’s hand is the leader.

Understanding women in relationships

Most women, and I’ll generalize here because it’s my blog, prefer a man who leads them. He leads her to safety, leads her to fun, leads her away from danger, and leads her onto their next adventure together.

If you’re not willing to walk in front of your woman while holding her hand (as a wall of protection against the dangers of the world or simply because you’re leading her from one place to the next) then she’ll unconsciously FEEL your weakness and possibly feel frustrated with you.

(I go into deep details on the dynamics of touch and escalation and seduction in my new online video course, check it this week and get 50% off now! Click Here. )

Hollywood couples

Don’t believe me?

Here’s my extensive research in the matter:

David Beckham and Tom Cruise and George Clooney

As you can see these leading men are setting the example.

How about two Alpha’s like Bratt Pitt and Angelina Jolie? This one is more tough:

David Beckham and Tom Cruise and George Clooney

Here are some more examples:

Johnny Depp and Seal and Jason Bateman

Will Smith and Keith Urban

These are interesting…

Ellen Degeneres and George Bush

Here are two couples that didn’t last… for some reason… you do the math.

Madonna and Evangeline Lilly

In Conclusion…

Early into your first few dates find any reason you can to lead her by the hand. Perhaps you’re helping her out of the car, to your table in a resturant, or through a crowded room. This helps you frame the rest of your relationship VERY early. Plus this will invite her to trust you, and to follow you. As an added tip; if you’ve taken her hand to lead her somewhere be sure to release it before she does.

That’s all I got.

~ Robby

P.S. Don’t be like these guys.

Madonna and Evangeline Lilly

[ Hot Chicks with Douchbags ], [ The Angry Lobster ]

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The 3 Best Foreplay Techniques

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It’s no secret that foreplay is the most neglected part, at least from a woman’s perspective. We’re always in a rush to get into her panties that we completely ignore how SHE’S feeling.

And when we DO remember about foreplay, it’s probably too late, anyway. Once you’re inside her, it’s a little too late to start doing it, right?

The hard part about foreplay is to remember to do it at the right time. Us guys get so excited when with a girl that we skip over some steps and rush things to get to the end.

Now, I can’t teach you how to be patient. This is something you’ll have to acquire for yourself. But what I can do is give you some of my best foreplay tips that you can apply the next time you’ll be in bed with a girl.

 

#1. Kissing and touching

I know what you’re thinking: I knew that already. Maybe you did, but did you also know how to find her erogenous zones? No matter how much you kiss and touch her shoulders, if she’s not turned on by it, she probably never will, no matter how hard you try.

So as you do your foreplay, make sure you notice her body’s reactions to your kissing and touching. Make mental notes of the places she seems to enjoy so you can keep coming back to them from time to time.

As the foreplay advances, you’ll want to “visit” those areas more and more often. Most guys think that women get turned off if you work on a single area too much, but that’s exactly why they don’t give them orgasms!

 

#2. Slowly remove her clothes

Sometimes they like it rough, I get it. But even so, the chances of her orgasm are higher if you take it slow. One trick I sometimes use is to slowly remove her top just a little, kiss it, then put it back. If done at the right time, this will drive her crazy!

 

#3. Give her a massage

You don’t need fancy massage oil and complicated techniques to make her feel really good. Start with the shoulders, then slowly move down all the way to her lower back.

A very basic massage technique teaches us to do it in passes. The first pass is for warm-up. You usually start with the lower back, moving upwards but without pressing too much with your palms. You can move pretty quickly and reach the shoulders after about 15 seconds after you pass. This 1st phase should last for about 2 minutes.

In phase two you start applying a little more pressure. Start with the lower back, particularly the left side. On this second pass, use only the back of your hands, but don’t worry if you also touch her with your fingers.

Ok, we’re ready for the 3rd pass. Start with any muscle, her left shoulder, for instance. Locate a muscle at random, then start to slowly massage it with your fingers. Then move on to the next, and so on.

One thing to keep in mind is that you should only use your fingers to massage her shoulders and the back of her head, while the back of your hands should be used only to massage her middle and lower back.

 

All right, that’s it! Now you have a basic set of tools to give any girl a foreplay that she’ll remember.

~ The Lifestyle God